I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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