ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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