i jhust puked up my retainher.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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