Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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