It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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