i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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