i don't like sucking hair
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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