There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i just google imaged poop.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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