Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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