She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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