How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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