Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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