doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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