It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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