Heybabeimwearingurpanties
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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