so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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