She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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