Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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