what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
did i walk over a car last night?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You dont lie about slip and slides
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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