I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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