you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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