So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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