I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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