and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
