Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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