All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
