Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
do nipples grow back?
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