there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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