Having a random hookup so left but love u
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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