your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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