Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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