Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
is it fun? or sober?
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