it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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