I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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