drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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