And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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