Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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