He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
