he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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