the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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