Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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