I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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