I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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