Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
either way he was missing a nipple.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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