I'm eating all of the evidence.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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