I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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