Non-Jews are for practice
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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