i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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