Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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