I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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