OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you win again, gameday.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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