I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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