That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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