is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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